Cat Cushion Purr-anormal Halloween Cat Themed Cushion

Greetings, hooman minions!

We, your feline overlords, have decreed that your boring human furniture needs a touch of Halloween magic – cat style! Behold our Purr-anormal Feline Halloween Cushion, designed to make your seating area as bewitching as we are.

Why You Need This Cushion (According to Us):

• Featuring our majestic feline faces alongside lesser Halloween icons
• Ideal size (33cm x 33cm) for cat naps or hooman back support
• Soft polyester material – almost as comfy as sleeping on your face
• Orange piping because, well, we look good in orange

Key Features:

• Material: 100% Polyester (we checked, it’s claw-friendly)
• Weight: 335g – light enough for us to knock off the couch repeatedly
• Dimensions: H33cm x W33cm x D12cm – purrfect for curling up

Why We’re Allowing This in Your Home:

1. It’s a constant reminder of our Halloween supremacy
2. The design keeps lesser creatures (dogs) away
3. It’s an excellent addition to our fort-building materials
4. We look adorable on it (as if we needed the help)

Order meow, hooman! Halloween waits for no cat, and neither should you. Plus, if you don’t buy it, we might have to resort to creating our own “Halloween decorations” around the house. You wouldn’t want that, would you?

Remember, this isn’t just a cushion – it’s a statement that you’ve accepted your role as our Halloween minion. Display it with pride, or face our playful wrath!